🐶 Puppy face
The Softie
No one believes this face is angry
The roundest outline of the eight, with eye corners tilted slightly down and a mouth that rests level. Strangers ask it for directions, for the time, and to watch a bag for a minute. It has never been asked to move along.
What this face looks like
Everything here curves. The outline is the roundest of the eight, the eye corners tilt a little downward, and the mouth rests level rather than pressed. Complaints delivered by this face are received as questions. The same complaint gets restated by someone else later, and taken seriously then.
Living with this face
Lost tourists cross two lanes of traffic to reach this face. In a shared kitchen, colleagues explain their whole week to it while the kettle runs, and nobody checks whether the timing works. A raised voice from here is treated as a joke that did not land. The kettle has never been the reason people stay.
Lookalike characters Pluto · Mel (The Secret Life of Pets) · Clifford
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