🐶 Puppy face
The Royal
Assumed to be the one who made the booking
A long face with a jawline that tapers, under brows that hold a steady arch. Front-desk staff address this face first and ask whether the reservation is under its name. It rarely is.
What this face looks like
Length runs through the whole thing: a long outline, a chin that narrows to a point, and brows set in a steady arch that never quite drops. Rooms read it as the person in charge. When five people arrive together, the menus are handed here first and the wine list is handed here alone.
Living with this face
Waiters come back to this face for confirmation after everyone has already ordered. At work, people preface an interruption with a short account of why the interruption is necessary, and then interrupt anyway. Ordinary clothes are read as a deliberate choice. The one thing this face cannot do in public is look lost, because the room begins to worry.
Lookalike characters Lassie · Lady (Lady and the Tramp) · Furfrou (Pokémon)
The other faces · Puppy face
The other faces · Cat face
This is a reading for fun. The types are our own invention and claim no scientific basis. We judge nothing about age, gender or appearance — only the geometry of a face, such as the angle of the eye corners and the line of the jaw. The photo is not uploaded; it is read inside this browser only. Where we quote physiognomy we are passing on a tradition, not a science — people do largely agree on the impression a face gives, but that agreement does not make the impression true of the person.