Pet Face Test

← Read your pet’s face

Tonight’s reading

Does your face read as a puppy or a cat?

One photo and the card turns over. Puppy or cat first, then one of fourteen faces.

Puppy face · The Softie
The Softie
Cat face · The Wild One
The Wild One
Drop your photo on the middle cardA front-on shot with the face large works best
Cat face · The Enigma
The Enigma
Puppy face · The Boss
The Boss

The side cards are examples. The middle one is yours.

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Use your own photo, or one you have permission to use

This is a reading for fun. The types are our own invention and claim no scientific basis. We judge nothing about age, gender or appearance — only the geometry of a face, such as the angle of the eye corners and the line of the jaw. The photo is not uploaded; it is read inside this browser only. Where we quote physiognomy we are passing on a tradition, not a science — people do largely agree on the impression a face gives, but that agreement does not make the impression true of the person.