🐶 Puppy face
The Cool One
Asked what is wrong — nothing was wrong
Long, narrow eyes under straight brows, with the mouth corners resting level. In meetings, people revise their own slide before this face has said anything at all. It had been thinking about lunch.
What this face looks like
The eyes run long and narrow, the brows sit straight rather than curved, and the mouth corners hold level whatever the mood underneath is doing. It is a face that reads as an opinion already formed. Photographs taken mid-laugh come out looking like an assessment of the photographer.
Living with this face
Group chats read every message from here as sarcasm, including the ones about weather. New colleagues take about three weeks to work out that the quiet is not disapproval, and then they overcorrect for a month. On a crowded train, the seat beside this face is the last one taken. It is also the one with the most room, which suits everybody involved.
Lookalike characters Droopy · Brian (Family Guy) · Santa's Little Helper (The Simpsons)
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