Pet Face Test

The Fourteen Faces for People

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🐶 Puppy face

The Sunshine

Strangers start conversations and finish them

A wide mouth with the corners turned up, set under large eyes. On a train, the passenger in the next seat explains an entire trip to this face and gets off at their stop. It had brought a book.

What this face looks like

The mouth runs wide with the corners resting upward, and the eyes are large enough that the whole face reads as open before it has done anything. Neutral is not available to it. Standing in a hallway with no expression at all, it still gets asked what the good news is.

Living with this face

Queues turn into conversations. Waiters recommend the dish they actually like and remember the order a week later. In a serious meeting, this face works overtime to hold still, and manages it, mostly. The advantage is that a genuinely bad day passes without comment, which is restful on some days and less so on others.

Lookalike characters Snoopy · Odie (Garfield) · Dug (Up)

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This is a reading for fun. The types are our own invention and claim no scientific basis. We judge nothing about age, gender or appearance — only the geometry of a face, such as the angle of the eye corners and the line of the jaw. The photo is not uploaded; it is read inside this browser only. Where we quote physiognomy we are passing on a tradition, not a science — people do largely agree on the impression a face gives, but that agreement does not make the impression true of the person.