Pet Face Test

The Eight Faces

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The Charmer

A face that gets extra treats, every time

Fluffy coat, sparkling eyes. "No" lasts about three seconds in front of this face. This dog knows exactly how cute it is — peak performance happens in front of the treat drawer.

What this face looks like

The fur catches light in layers, textured and almost cloud-like. Eyes are bright and expressive, sitting in a face that leans toward miniature proportions. The overall impression is of someone who has studied cuteness and decided to live that way full-time.

Living with this face

Approach the treat cupboard and you'll hear the approach of a four-legged negotiator. This face has mastered the art of the request, complete with tilt and unbreakable eye contact. Visitors get the full performance — the welcome, the interest, the quiet persistence that just might result in snacks.

Telling it apart from The Cool One

The Charmer and The Cool One both know exactly how appealing they are; one leads with it, the other holds it back. The Charmer comes to you — The Cool One waits for you to come over.

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The other faces

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